you're both fuckin old, that's what growing old together's SUPPOSED to be about
the least anybody gets for their bday's tongue. if they want it n they got somebody willing to dole out obviously but seems like you got that so you're golden
I don't expect you to understand, since you're a big ol' hunky hottie with a body and you got a winning personality to boot. I've just got [...] hair. Lots of it.
Psssshhhhh, have you looked in the mirror lately? You're front cover of the calendar material, AND you know how to fix shit. That's what everyone wants.
Am I? You never know, I might get dumped tomorrow 'cause he just didn't want to do it on my birthday.
i was mr april, usually june or something'd go on the cover. you fix people, like you used to fix em in literal goddamn warzones, that's badass as hell
that's a dirtbag move, you really think blythe's gonna pull a dirtbag move??? bullshit bro.
[...] All right, I haven't gotten to try that one out yet, but I did almost kill a rat with a fire axe and I Arlo-carried Blythe away from zombies without fucking my back up and that was just this week.
ok hold up i'm gonna reopen the DFD so you can come join up cause you're prime firefighter material now. was the rat at whitney?????? is mara gonna burn it all down?????????
I missed my true calling! I hope you would have been proud! And nah, it was at Meagher Valley high school, I was helping Nat find stuff for her drug lab.
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and since you brought it up. happy bday. did you take the day off for a hot date
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Thank you! And yeah, if by hot you mean watching The Twilight Zone with a cutie.
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are y'all gonna kiss
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I don't know, I guess that depends on if all of the other actors are there.
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oh so they're secret kisses. even hotter yeah that's a hot date alright
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Well, if you say so! But I don't want to go in assuming anything. I'm trying to be a gentleman.
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the least anybody gets for their bday's tongue. if they want it n they got somebody willing to dole out obviously but seems like you got that so you're golden
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Ohohoho, well if you say so. You're the expert!
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actually. you're the expert now
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Am I? You never know, I might get dumped tomorrow 'cause he just didn't want to do it on my birthday.
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that's a dirtbag move, you really think blythe's gonna pull a dirtbag move??? bullshit bro.
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You're right, Blythe would never. He is as pure and innocent as the fresh fallen snow.
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but i bet he'll wanna give a smooch or two c'mon you're a cutie
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Thank you though, that means a lot coming from you, since you're like, my hero and shit. I use the stuff you've taught me every day.
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you wrestle gators way more than i thought
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Bet we could grow our own fun drugs if we wanted, though.
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medicinal
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Hell yeah, medicinal.
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