halligan | ic contact, @prince.rattray

you're real hot AND smart as fuck which makes you hotter so

actually. you're the expert now

Psssshhhhh, have you looked in the mirror lately? You're front cover of the calendar material, AND you know how to fix shit. That's what everyone wants.

Am I? You never know, I might get dumped tomorrow 'cause he just didn't want to do it on my birthday.

i was mr april, usually june or something'd go on the cover. you fix people, like you used to fix em in literal goddamn warzones, that's badass as hell

that's a dirtbag move, you really think blythe's gonna pull a dirtbag move??? bullshit bro.

Edited Date: 2024-12-19 02:10 am (UTC)

Well, if I had my way, you'd be every month, baby. [...] And thank you. I've tried.

You're right, Blythe would never. He is as pure and innocent as the fresh fallen snow.

[...] like idk if i was clear so blythe wouldn't break up with you for it. obviously he can not be into shit that's his decision

but i bet he'll wanna give a smooch or two c'mon you're a cutie

[...] At least if I lost all my hair, he could probably make me a cool hat.

Thank you though, that means a lot coming from you, since you're like, my hero and shit. I use the stuff you've taught me every day.

see

you wrestle gators way more than i thought

Edited (gator day) Date: 2024-12-19 02:37 am (UTC)

[...] All right, I haven't gotten to try that one out yet, but I did almost kill a rat with a fire axe and I Arlo-carried Blythe away from zombies without fucking my back up and that was just this week.

ok hold up i'm gonna reopen the DFD so you can come join up cause you're prime firefighter material now. was the rat at whitney?????? is mara gonna burn it all down?????????

I missed my true calling! I hope you would have been proud! And nah, it was at Meagher Valley high school, I was helping Nat find stuff for her drug lab.