Well shit, maybe I'll move into the school too. But seriously, I'll reserve judgment on your reasons for not sleeping in the bunkhouse with us (the snoring is a lot), I'm focused on keeping us from being down any more responders. So if that means I need to go beat up a farmer and steal the feather mattress he shared with his wife who he misses every day of his life and this is all he has left of her, I will. Gladly.

Wait I thought to get to lieutenant you just had to show off your abs, what the fuck, why didn't I go for it

Pretty pathetic kink tbh. More just one of those weird coping strategies you come up with when all you have on hand is garbage.